There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.
I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye
- I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- I just like this pho-
- The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*